Lifetime Horoscope

I have been a reader of Horoscope mostly for a good laugh not because I believe anything that they say. While going through some paperwork at my parents house this last month I ran across this paper and got a really good laugh. I am a Libra and if this is anywhere near what my life should be I am really on the wrong track. Hope everyone gets a good laugh! (If you click on the image it will blow it up so you can read it)